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Hilarious IT interview
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Interviewer : Tell me
about yourself.
Candidate: I am
Rameshwar Kulkarni. I
did my Tele
Communication
engineeringfrom
BabanRao Dhole-Patil
Inst it ute of Technology.
Interviewer : BabanRao
Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of
Technology? I had never
heard of this college
before!
Candidate : Great! Even I
had not heard of it
before getting an
admission into it ..
What happened is - due
to cricket world cup I
scored badly! in 12th.I
was getting a paid seat
in a good college. But
my father said (I prefer
to call him 'baap') - "I
can not invest so much
of money".(The baap
actually said - "I will
never waste so much of
money on you"). So I
had to join this college.
Frankly speaking this
name - BabanRao
Dhole-Patil, can at the
most be related to a
Shetakari Mahavidyalaya
Interviewer: ok, ok. It
seems you have taken 6
years to complete
yourengineering.
Candidate : Actually I
tried my best to finish it
in 4 years. But you
know, thesecricket
matches and football
world cup, and tennis
tournaments. It is
difficult to concentrate.
So I flunked in 2nd and
3rd year. So in all I took
4 + 2 = 7 years.
Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.
Candidate: Oh, is it ?
You know I always had
KT in maths. But I will
try to keep this in mind.
4+2 is 6, good, thanks.
These cricket matches
really affect exams a
lot.. I think they should
ban it .
Interviewer : Good to
know that you want
cricket matches to be
banned.
Candidate : No, no... I
am talking about
Exams!!
Interviewer: Ok, What is
your biggest
achievement in life?
Candidate : Obviously,
completing my
Engineering. My mom
never thought I would
complete it . In fact,
when I flunked in 3rd
year, she was looking
for a job for me in BEST
(Bus
corporation in
Maharashtra ) through
some relative.
Interviewer : Do you
have any plans of higher
study?
Candidate: he he he..
Are you kidding?
Completing 'lower'
education it self was so
much of pain!!
Interviewer : Let's talk
about technical stuff. On
which platforms have
you worked?
Candidate : Well, I work
at SEEPZ, so you can say
Andheri is my current
platform. Earlier I was at
Vashi center. So Vashi
was my platform then.
As you can see I have
experience of different
platforms! (Vashi and
Andheri are the places
in Mumbai)
Interviewer : And which
languages have you
used?
Candidate : Marathi,
Hindi, English. By the
way, I can keep quiet in
German, French, Russian
and many other
languages.
Interviewer: Why VC is
better than VB?
Candidate : It is a
common sense - C
comes after B. So VC is
a higher version than
VB. I heard very soon
they are coming up w it
h a new language VD!
Interviewer: Do you
know anything about
Assembly Language?
Candidate: Well, I have
not heard of it . But I
guess, this is the
language our ministers
and MPs use in
assembly.
Interviewer : What is
your general project
experience?
Candidate : My general
experience about
projects is - most of the
times they are in
pipeline!
Interviewer: Can you tell
me about your current
job?
Candidate: Sure,
Currently I am working
for Bata Info Tech ltd.
Since joining BIL, I am
on Bench. Before joining
BIL, I used to think that
Bench was another
software like Windows.
Interviewer : Do you
have any project
management
experience?
Candidate: No, but I
guess it shouldn't be
difficult. I know Word
and Excel. I can talk a
lot. I know how to dial
for International phone
call and use speaker
facility. And very
important - I know few
words like -
'Showstoppers ' , 'hot
fixes', 'SEI-CMM',
'quality', 'version
control', 'deadlines' ,
'Customer Satisfaction'
etc. Also I can blame
others for my mistakes!
Interviewer: What are
your expectations from
our company?
Candidate : Not much.
1. I should at least get
40,000 in hand..
2. I would like to work
on a live EJB project. But
it should not have
deadlines. I personally
feel that pressure affects
natural talent.
3. I believe in flexi-
timings.
4. Dress code is against
basic freedom, so I
would like to wear t-
shirt and jeans.
5. We must have sat-sun
off. I will suggest
Wednesday off also, so
as to avoid breakdown
due to overwork.
6. I would like to go
abroad 3 times a year
on short term preferably
1-2 months)
assignments. Personally I
prefer US, Australia and
Europe. But considering
the fact that there are
Olympics coming up in
China in the current
year, I don't mind going
there in that period. As
you can see I am
modest and don't have
many expectations. So
can I assume my
selection?
Interviewer: he he he ha
ha ha. Thanks for your
interest in our
organization. In fact I
was never entertained
so much before.
Welcome to INFOSYS.
The fellow was
appointed in a newly
created section 'Stress
Management' in the
HRD of Info sys.
So Just be urself......u
never knw wats ahead
of u....... Be Honest and
Original...............true to
urself!!!!t